Food Court 5000
Join your host, Vera Mysteria - turning the Lloyd Center into a runway, one power lap at a time.
Every Sunday at 11am at the Lloyd Center Food Court
2201 Lloyd Center
Portland, OR 97232
(the Food Court is on the 3rd floor above the ice rink)
Welcome to The Food Court 5000, a Portland-based, retro-fitness, mall-walking movement and possibly the best reason to dust off your spandex and hit the mall. We are a community of fast-walking, snack-loving, retro-fabulous weirdos who believe that fitness should be fun, free, and just the right amount of ridiculous.
Every Sunday at 11 AM, we gather at Lloyd Center Mall for an hour and a half of high-energy strutting, power-walking, and occasional jazz hands. It’s part workout, part performance art, and all-around a great excuse to take over a shopping mall in the name of nostalgia and movement.
What do we do?
This isn’t your grandma’s mall-walking club (though she’s definitely invited). We encourage spandex, windbreakers, neon, and making questionable but fabulous fashion choices.
No sign-ups, no fees, no judgment! Just sweaty camaraderie and a mall takeover that might one day be outlawed.
So, lace up, show up, and walk like you just saw your ex by the food court.
Food Court 5000: A Retro-Fitness Phenomenon
Thinking about joining the Food Court 5000? Well, stop thinking and start strutting! We’ve got a community full of fun, laughter, and people who know how to turn a regular mall walk into a fitness fiesta.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a pro power-walker or just here to get some steps in. Everyone’s welcome! We've had walkers from age 8 all the way to 80+. We promise you’ll feel like part of the squad the minute you step into the Food Court.
So why not? Come walk with us, show off your best strut, and be part of Portland’s quirkiest fitness movement. We’ll be there, and so should you.
✅ Pro Tips for Newbies
See you at the Food Court!
You can donate to help keep the Food Court 5000 moving, grooving, and glowing. Any amount is deeply appreciated!
Do you like strutting with purpose and sweating in places you didn’t expect? Then welcome to the premier (and possibly only) mall-walking group with style.
Sign up and never miss a chance to be part of the most chaotic, cardio-friendly takeover of the Lloyd Center Mall.
No spam, just mall mayhem and the occasional reminder that you’re part of something weird and wonderful. Click below to subscribe to our email list and prepare to strut the Lloyd Center like it’s 1989.