Show off your mall rat pride with the official FC5k logo sticker, the perfect badge of honor for escalator rebels everywhere.

Mall rats don’t mess around! Slap this retro rebel on your ride and let the world know you FC5k Around and Find Out.

Throw down the ultimate challenge with our "FC5k With Me. I Dare You!” bumper sticker, because mall walking is not for the faint of heart.

Mall rats make mischief, and now you can too with this bold bumper sticker featuring our very own rat squad.

Show off your true ride with this bumper sticker featuring dancing stick figures on an escalator. Because cars are fine, but escalators are forever.

Sew on some style with this colorful FC5k logo patch, the ultimate badge of honor for every mall mischief-maker.

Top off your mall-walking look with the Food Court 5000 Surf Hat, a lightweight snapback built for strut, sweat, and serious style.

Bring the chaos to your closet with the Mall Mischief Surf Hat, a retro snapback with bold 80s style and a few sneaky rats.

Stay cool while you strut. The Food Court 5000 Logo Ultra Tech Hat is built for performance, packed with features, and finished with our bold logo.

Bring the retro heat with the Retro Food Court 5000 tee, a fever dream available in pink, turquoise, or lilac.

Show your mall rat pride with the Makin’ Mischief sticker, featuring neon-clad rats ready to strut and stir things up.

Make a scene with the Mall Mischief tee, a retro classic that lets the world know you roll with the rowdiest crew at the mall.

Strut in solidarity with the No One Walks Alone tee, a retro showstopper that proves mall rats always move together.

Join us for a community aerobic workout inspired by classic vintage VHS exercise tapes. Krista Catwood will lead the group through fun retro movements that blend upbeat energy with FC5k spirit. The session takes place on Tuesday, January 27, 2026, from 7:00 to 8:00 pm at Eastside Kettlebell Collective, 2043 SE 50th Ave in Portland. Limited spots available.