On September 28, 2025, the Food Court 5000 once again brought pure Portland energy to the Lloyd Center. Our mall walkers hit their stride in bold neon, spandex, and questionable coordination. Everything was going perfectly until a surprise fire alarm cut our cool down short and sent a wave of confused but stylish walkers milling around the food court. Even chaos looks good in fluorescent pink.

Fortunately, we refueled with some truly delicious snacks from Cool Kids Snack Cakes. The perfect reward for surviving a mid-mall evacuation in style.